Okay, I didnt really say that, but I wanted to. Because that’s some funny shit. But here’s the thing; we all have our issues. Maybe dont go on a dating site if you’re not ready, or if you’re still bitter from your divorce, or if you’re still MARRIED, or if you don’t want to speak with voices, or if you’re really just looking for a fat chick to get even fatter and shovel down spaghetti for you. Just do the rest of us a favor and stay away. We don’t want any “drama.”
There is some good news though. Once you filter through all the many weirdo and frustrating types on these sites, it can actually be quite fun. If you’re in a place to do it, and if you keep an open mind, and if you go into it without high expectations. That’s a tall order, I realize. But hey – we are all human. And in the end, we just want to find another human that we enjoy spending our precious time with.