DWTS Premiere: "LoveTV" Rates Each Couple's Chemistry on the "Love Meter"

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DWTS Premiere: “LoveTV” Rates Each Couple’s Chemistry on the “Love Meter”

by Kelley Lynnin DATING ADVICE

RASHAD AND EMMA:

He is an NFL cutie, with a great personality. They came across to me somewhere between warm and hot. Definitely a potential for hotness there. Its brewing. But it may simmer awhile. Hard to say. Julianne said their dance was the best one of the night. Carrie Ann and Bruno loved it too, and then Len gave his opinion and all hell broke loose. The judges started fighting. Len got pissy. Bruno handed him a rose. Len rolled his eyes. The judges Love Meter during this segment gets an “extra awkward” reading. The fighting and judging went on forever. The best was when Len yelled: “Look, we are here to judge the dancing!” To which Bergeron replied: “Can you do it faster?”

Judges Scores: 8/7/8/8

Love Meter Score: These two get a “STUCK IN A CABIN DURING A SNOWSTORM” rating. Anything could happen. They could end up falling in love, doing the nasty all weekend, or playing Scrabble. It is still to be determined.

T AND KYM:

Well, he yells for no reason, because that’s his thing. It gets annoying after the first five minutes, after he screamed into the camera: “I’M GONNA TRY!!!!” Okay, dude. Calm down. Of course, his “I pity the fool!” statement will be driven into the ground this season, as was their dancing. It was weird. They are weird together. Not sure what to make of them. He seems like a sweet guy underneath his character, but it’s hard to take him seriously. Len said: “I don’t think the T stands for technique.” Ouch.

Judges Scores: 5/5/5/5. Yikes.

Love Meter Score: They have a brother/sister quality, but more like a brother/sister that maybe doesn’t know each other well, or never really clicked 100%, but they try. So, I’m giving them the “STEP SIBLINGS” rating. Next week it might be different. Maybe they’ll get an upgrade.

SIMONE AND SASHA:

Being the 5-time Olympic medalist, and the teammate of last years winner Laurie Hernanez, is a lot to live up to. Their chemistry together was adorable, and very protective. Sasha seems very protective of her, which is nice. They had to do a Tango, which is an intense dance, and Simone being so young, kept giggling at the thought of looking into a boy’s eyes and all that silly stuff. It was quite lovely, as are they. Len called it the dance of the night.

Judges Scores: 8/8/8/8.

Love Meter Score: They made me happy, and they seemed to really enjoy each other too, so I’m giving them a score of “CAT AND KITTEN IN A BASKET.” Protective. Safe. Warm.

NEXT WEEK:

Will Sharna keep drilling Bonner – hard????

Will Witney go home and familiarize herself with some “Saturday Night Live” clips?

Will Charo’s screaming and cheering cause Tom Bergeron to suffer from hearing loss?

Will any of these couples make a love connection on the Love Meter? Or will they all be duds?

Stay tuned ……..

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