13. It’s okay to be tipsy, but if you are stumbling drunk and unable to perform the basic duties of the booty call, don’t make the move in the first place. It’s is the height of rudeness to text if there is ANY chance you may vomit on or near your booty call.

14. Both parties should be armed with condoms and dental dams at all times.

15. Don’t leave personal items behind.

16. Faking is a no-no (that is reserved for the most dysfunctional relationships and miserable one-night stands). Each party deserves at least one real one.

17. If you’re not having fun, then by definition, it isn’t a proper booty call.

18. Never call a fuck buddy just to say hi.

19. If your booty call is in the same social circle, and you are out together in a group, then either go home together or go home alone.

20. Just because the sex is casual doesn’t make it an appropriate topic for casual conversation. Be discreet.

21. Assume that you are not the only booty call in your b.c. partner’s rotation. If this is not cool with you, then you must communicate your desire for casual yet monogamous sex and then negotiate from there.

22. Don’t assume that duration implies relationship progression.

23. You should always be honest about where this is going, other booty call partners you may have, sexual health history, etc., but keep unsolicited details about your other partners and sexual experiences to yourself.

24. The above rules may be amended at any time if both parties are in explicit agreement.

25. No matter how casual the set-up, remember that your booty buddy is a human being, and not a fucking machine. If you can’t play well with others, get yourself a sex toy. This final rule may not be amended and trumps all others at all times.

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